Channel 13

the channel Dad doesn't want us to watch because it has Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, and the Maury Show.

I watched Channel 13 last night and Dad never knew a thing.

October 13

October 13 is when boys get pussy

October 13: boys go get the😺

August 13

National Karma Day Every ones Least favorite day. Literally Every August 13 I either stub my toe on the corner of a table

miss the bus, Cant pass a level in black ops, My Frickin Instagram account gets Hacked. and this year August 13 Just so happens to be Friday 13 witch will probaly mean double karma. 2021 really hates me

Friend: hey man its August 13
Me: OH Crap

Friend: what?
Me: Go to the store buy 15 planks of wood a hammer and a pack of nails
Friend: uhhhh....ok
Me: tell my mom im sick and cant go to school
Friend: ok but why
Me: I need to baracade myself in my room Its August 14

April 13

National send your gf neckpics day!

Hey Karl it’s April 13th! wich means you have to send me neck pics!

Taskforce 13

the best fanfiction anyone will EVER read.

Taskforce 13 is the shit

october 13

only lil bitches are born on this day. all mother try to avoid this day when giving birth and the people born on these days always get bullied through there hole life.

boy: "Lets go beat the shit out of josh"
other boy:"Why"?
boy:"He was born on October 13"
other boy:"Ooohhh, lets get this fucking spanner!"

September 13

September 13 is when the GOAT Playboi Carti was born.

September 13 is Lord Cartis brithday