February 17

National slap your gf day!

GF: Hi boyfriend!
BF: *slaps*
GF: What was that for!?
BF: It's February 17.

April 17

National nudes day is on April 17. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual pictures (nudes) and/or actions(videos).

Imma get her pics tonight. April 17 is national nudes day!

April 17

April 17 is a day reserved for those who don’t get to touch a large amount of booty so this day is NATIONAL GRAB BOOTY DAY!!!!

Hey it’s April 17 its national grab booty day go get her man!

April 17

Free nudes day from any girl

I got to see her tits on april 17.

oct 17

the day before is oct you 16 the day after is oct 18

it’s not oct 17

may 17

if you were born on this day your a dickhead who breaks peoples heart

oooh it may 17 the day dickheads were born on

FIFA 17

Bullshit game, with lucky goals and dabs

Elliot-You scored on fifa 17 yet?
Josh-No i fucking lost 4-0 and guess what he dabbed all 4 time.