February 17

National slap your gf day!

GF: Hi boyfriend!
BF: *slaps*
GF: What was that for!?
BF: It's February 17.

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April 17

National nudes day is on April 17. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual pictures (nudes) and/or actions(videos).

Imma get her pics tonight. April 17 is national nudes day!

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April 17

April 17 is a day reserved for those who don’t get to touch a large amount of booty so this day is NATIONAL GRAB BOOTY DAY!!!!

Hey it’s April 17 its national grab booty day go get her man!

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April 17

Free nudes day from any girl

I got to see her tits on april 17.

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oct 17

the day before is oct you 16 the day after is oct 18

it’s not oct 17

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may 17

if you were born on this day your a dickhead who breaks peoples heart

oooh it may 17 the day dickheads were born on

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FIFA 17

Bullshit game, with lucky goals and dabs

Elliot-You scored on fifa 17 yet?
Josh-No i fucking lost 4-0 and guess what he dabbed all 4 time.

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