November 18

November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!

Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore

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march 18

national kiss your bestfriend day

march 18 you kiss that mf

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march 18

national post a dance on tiktok day.

hey dude! its march 18!
no way dude! that means we HAVE to post a dance on tiktok.

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October 18

National kick a red head day

Today is October 18, I get to kick and red head

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December 18

National chokingyour enemy day or punching your friend with the biggest boobs day

Today was an awesome December 18

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April 18

Take virginity away

I will take ur virginity away tonight on April 18

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august 18

national gay day!! everyone has to be gay on this day, August 18th. for a whole day

person one: what you doing today??
person two: hanging out with my gf why??
person one: what!! you can’t. today’s august 18 !! National gay day!! you can’t be with your gf you haveta have a bf!!

( same goes for girls “

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