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Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.
p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.
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May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her
Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married
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were you born in April 20?
yes
its hitler's bday😐
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The day when Royals are born. If you were born on this day you have a great looks and personality! Make sure to use your September 20th Birthday luck on others!
Person born on September 20th getting admired and loved
Dude: Why are they so loved? Can I have that luck?
Dudette: Well, they say people born on September 20th give their luck and are extremely loved.
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National give your girlfriend your hoodie day and let her use it the WHOLE day
Girlfriend: Guess what today is ? Boyfriend: What ? Girlfriend: November 20 (give your girlfriend your hoodie day for the whole day) !
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A day where you and your bf/gf cuddle all day while watching Netflix. You can’t get freaky tho
Guy:hey it’s January 20. Netflix and chill?
Girl:sure
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An adjective used to describe girls under the age of 18
Exact meaning of phrase being; 5 minutes in heaven, 10 minutes in front of the judge and 20 years in prison
Jon: Yo, Bruce look at the ass on her i'd love to hit that
Bruce: Be my guest dude that's a 5,10, and 20 right there, my friend's still locked up for that and i aint gonna keep him company.
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