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October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.
“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”
*funky chicken dancer hears*
Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”
*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*
October 23 is the day my dudes
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November 23 is the international fuck ur homies day
Are you gonna hang out with that girl on November 23?
Nah, It's the international fuck ur homies day tomorrow so we should fuck instead
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Give your crush a hug day!
Me: hey
Crush: hi?
Me: “hugs crush”
Crush: what was that for?
Me: it’s November 23!
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It's a day when you write your beloved boyfriend a special message. After all, you've always been in his favor.
Instead of making November 23 a day special for girlfriends yet again, why don't you give your boy a smile?
Her: Oh it's November 23, I'd better surprise my boyfriend with a heartwarming message :D
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January 23 is the day where you have to no matter what hit you’re mom
Joe:slaps mom
Mom:why
Joe:it’s January 23
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Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship
Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no
Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok
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