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Birthday blow job day! Give ur boyfriend the time of his life for his birthday!
Blowjob: Suck ur mans until he cums ;) happy August 23
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November 23 is the international fuck ur homies day
Are you gonna hang out with that girl on November 23?
Nah, It's the international fuck ur homies day tomorrow so we should fuck instead
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Give your crush a hug day!
Me: hey
Crush: hi?
Me: “hugs crush”
Crush: what was that for?
Me: it’s November 23!
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It's a day when you write your beloved boyfriend a special message. After all, you've always been in his favor.
Instead of making November 23 a day special for girlfriends yet again, why don't you give your boy a smile?
Her: Oh it's November 23, I'd better surprise my boyfriend with a heartwarming message :D
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January 23 is the day where you have to no matter what hit you’re mom
Joe:slaps mom
Mom:why
Joe:it’s January 23
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Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship
Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no
Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok
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