but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

Nigga in a can

When a can is only filled with black but if it opens it's eyes and mouth then you can see it

My nigga in a can is black

crusher can

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)

“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”

Can people

People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.

Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.

Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.