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Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.
"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."
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The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.
Whether or not it's true is a different story
"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."
"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"
"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"
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ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."
After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.
This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."
- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).
- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"
one who possesses a beautiful body, as in one with whom all the fly honeyz wanna play "doctor" with.
"yo! check out tha docta!
"the docta got more macking skills than anyone!"
"tha docta gets more ass than a proctologist"
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The act of purchasing real estate while under fire, most likely with embezzled money
The teacher did the Doctor Broh Gambit by embezzling the school and using the money to buy a house.
big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns
i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor
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