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When women act like whores around famous people.
‘Tricia was really acting out of pocket when she met that person from national public radio ‘
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This is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly RATASSED!
You get half a pint of milk and put it in a glass/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!
-Archers Schnapps
- Malibu
-Smirnoff Vodka
-Glens Vodka
- Barcardi
- and various others that take you'r liking that are over at least 30%
You then add Sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!
You then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!
You should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to Vomiting!
James: Milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!
Kayleigh: Yeah!...Why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!
Emma: That would be vulga!
Kayleigh: Its something new!
Jonathan:C'mon Andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!
Andrew Bob: Course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!
Shane: Alright Andrew! you fucking first then!
Kayleigh: Right! What shall we add then?
Jonathan: Every possible thing we can!
Andrew: Yea Mayte you is rocking!
Jonathan: Archers?
Kayleigh: Smirnoff?
Andrew: Water?
Emma: ANDREW! Water is piss!! If you want then you can have the sprite in ther!
James: Malibu!?
Zach:Glens!?
Andrew: Ok...Bring it on boys!
Kayleigh: Aww dnt forget the milk..!
Andrew: Oh Yea! Wheres the spoon then!
Shane: You are the spoon!
Andrew: Fuck Off Twat!
Jonathan: Go on then andrew!
Andrew: Alright!
(James Makes More!- Glass for everyone)
(All Down)
Jonathan:Woow thats nasty shit!
Kayleigh:Fucking Smoking Sister!
Andrew: I cant..the suspence!
Emma: Andrew Drink IT!
James: There we go guys! we have now attempted the -
Kayleigh: The Act Of Curdled Milk!
James: Yeah Thanx
Jonathan: Bock Bock Bock Andrew! Chicken!
Andrew:Shut Up Jon!
(Everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.
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A term black people use to describe the house hand relationship with field hand phenomenon that caries on to present day of light is better than dark. If you have a superiority complex or perception that you do .
Oh look at him" acting light skinned" , he think he better ! That car,close, jewelry , etc. Ain't shit
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How america became the world's richest nation.
Basically, raped britain of her assets and overseas investments, particularly in North America. See Greed.
IN ONE OF HIS FAMOUS SPEECHES Churchill asked America 'Give us the tools and we will finish the job'. But America wouldn't 'give' anything without payment. After two years of war, Roosevelt had drained Britain dry, stripping her of all her assets in the USA, including real estate and property. The British owned Viscose Company, worth £125 million was liquidated, Britain receiving only £87 million. Britain's £1,924 million investments in Canada were sold off to pay for raw materials bought in the United States. To make sure that Roosevelt got his money, he dispatched the American cruiser, 'Louisville ' to the South African naval base of Simonstown to pick up forty two million Pounds worth of British gold, Britain's last negotiable asset, to help pay for American guns and ammunition!. Not content with stripping Britain of her gold and assets, in return for 50 old destroyers, he demanded that Britain transfer all her scientific and technological secrets to the USA. Also, he demanded leases on the islands of Newfoundland, Jamaica, Trinidad and Bermuda for the setting up of American military and naval bases in case Britain should fall. (Of the 50 lend lease destroyers supplied to Britain, 9 were lost during the war)
Russia lost more men in the siege of Stalingrad than the Americans lost in the whole war and the yanks think THEY bailed us out.
---A very good definition of Greed
Unlike past superpowers of the world, the united states failed at imperialisation, and attempts to make multi-national corporations will eventually benefit individuals rather then the entire public (via taxes). The United states will be another Spain, and will remain the world's major power for a mere century before it makes so many enemies it falls through. When it one day gets itself into a situation it cannot afford, it shall come crawling to Britain for support, which by this time will be back on the road to becoming the world's major power for the third time in since 1066, and will be raped of its' European assets the same way Britain was, and that shall be just.
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When a girl shoves a a stick from a tree up their vagina.
Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard, I have cum on my tree now.
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When a girl shoves a stick from a tree up their vagina.
Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard.
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An event or occurrence in which one person does or says something so brainless, so idiotic, so absolutely fucked-in-the-head that you begin to wonder whether you should point and laugh, or run away with overwhelming shame and embarrassment for the entire human race.
This always happens by one individual, without any outside influence. 100% natural stupidity.
"there were THIRTEEN cars off the road. THIRTEEN! i saw two separate three-car accidents, two 2-car accidents, and the rest were just individual acts of 'stupid'."
The worst offenders:
George W. Bush
Anna Nicole Smith
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Flava Flav
Paris Hilton
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