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You don't hear about a football team called the Aliens.
The last time you heard about a team called the Aliens was in a Super Nintendo game back in the early 90s.
Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.
Alien: 17×3=51.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
A being from another planet that totally laugh at are falling species.
“I watched a documentary about aliens and they warned us not to use nuclear weapons a long Time ago”
*WWll still happening*
*the Cold War still happening*
aliens totally exist living in their planets and space.
will-“Have you seen thoes aliens dawg?”
scotty-“yuh no cap on god brah no kizzy
Heyheyhey, Do YOU guys go off?
Hym "Yeah, do YOU go off? Do YOU know what happens? I mean... At this point, you'd better hope it's not me. I mean... Right? Sorry Aliens. Not super thrilled with whatever did this."