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One that loves to drink every hour of the day
Costumer: hey can I have some beer
store owner: ayy have I seen you before
Customer: maybe you seen my on twitch @erobb221
Store owner: oh yea your the guy who only drinks and does irl
Customer: I’m not an alcoholic btw
A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.
"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."
"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
Drinking alcohol until you stroke.
Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!
The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.
This alcohol is too judgmental.
Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer
Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight
a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.
howed this alcohol get here, its 100%
A kind of hard drugs that is completely accepted in society.
People who drive while being drunk have a 23 times higher chance of dying compared to people driving while high.
This drug is widely available and can be found in the corner of every supermarket and most shops and is extremely cheap.
When children find this dangerous liquid and drink it when it's laying around the house, they will get intoxicated immediately and might die. Compared to for example cannabis, children could eat pounds of fresh weed and never get high. That's because cannabis has to be lit on fire (decarboxylated) first before it comes available.
Alcohol also kills underage kids, no weed has ever killed a kid because it's almost impossible to die from a cannabis overdose.
Hey man, want to try some weed?
No, dude, that shit is so unhealthy. I'd rather drink alcohol every day.
Why dude?
Because alcohol is so innocent man, everyone just loves it!