august 19

the day with THE most birthdays. wtf was everyone doing 9 months before august 19th??

"why am I seeing so many birthday shoutouts today?"

"it's August 19th! that's everyone's birthday"

46👍 20👎

august 28

When the girls can grab your dick anytime

Man: hey

Girl: hey (grabs dick)
Man: why did you do that

Girl: because it’s August 28
Man: ohhhhh

107👍 55👎

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

16👍 5👎

August 9

August nine is national Girlfriends day. A day where you have to buy her presents. Go shopping with her or even just watch a movie with her.

August 9 is a day where you should love your girlfriend and buy her gifts.

16👍 8👎

August 24th

International Kobe day honoring Kobe Bryant (Kobe day/Mamba day)

“What day is it?”
“August 24th Kobe day we honor him all day”

9👍 2👎

August 22

August 22, love your girlfriend day

Boy:I want you to know that I love you
Girl:aw I love you too why are you saying this?
Boy:it's August 22

9👍 2👎

August 6th

National slap your brother/sister
It's also my birthday lol

Me: hey did you hear about August 6th
My brother: no what
Me:*slap*
My brother: w-why

August 6th National slap your brother/sister it's also my Birthday

10👍 2👎