best friend

A best friend is a true friend, a good friend, an amazing friend. Somebody that should always be there for you and that you should go to for advice. Somebody that tells you that you look like a hot mess honestly rather than lie to your face and say you look pretty. Someone that tells you all their secrets cuz they trust you not to go behind their back and tell the whole school their secret like a huge bitch. I'm Hannah Montana! Sshh..don't tell anyone. :)

My best friend Annie is fucking awesome!

My best friend Sally helped me out with some real serious shit last year.

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Best Friend

A person who sends you strange text messages in the middle of the day and does not reply to them. A person who, despite the fact you know they are INSANE, you still talk to and love.

New Text from Jane:
Yellow Rice= Russian Voice....White rice soaked in Babeh juice!!

Reply To Jane:
Dude....What the heck!?!?

*Three hours later...and still....no reply from the best friend*

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Roblox is the best

HEY U PLAY ROBLOX OR IM TELLING UR MOM TO BUST U OUT OF UR FUCKING HOUSE BITCH

ROBLOX IS THE BEST MOM PLAY IT OR IM BUSTING U OUT OF THE HOME

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Best Bitches

This word basically describes all classic best friendships. You can get this phrase split between 2 phone cases. It will become Be Bit and St Ches. They are both awesome choices but Be Bit is way better.

Person 1: Are we best bitches?

Person 2: YAASSSS

Person 1: I'm Be Bit.

Person 2: Boo please.

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Best Dyke

Having a dyke lesbian who is more masculine than femine in place of a man to stand at the groom's side during a wedding ceremony.

Spike stood as Lonewalker's Best Dyke at the wedding.

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best food

piz·za
ˈpētsə/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.

"What topping would you like for your best food?"
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."

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best fandom

by far the directioners,
we are super loyal(weve been waiting EiGhTeEn MoNtHs)

we went from supporting a band to dividing our time and revolving our life around 5 men.....3 of which have children....... and supporting them with everything.
we helped louis sell out madison square garden 7 times over in online tickets for his live.
weve harry was on the cover of vogue!!!!!
weve allowed liam to be able to put on four live acts to support charities

the real ones stuck by zayn even after he left
and niall.....well niall got shocked when we knew his unrealeased song at a concert :)

we will cancel anything that will come anything near hurting our babies

all of the boys who have done lives have been using the money from our tickets to help charities

dont forget it was actually the fans from the start that made s****n know theyd be big

weve found leaked songs,hacked security cameras, know each of the boys time of birth,weight at birth,penis size, blood size etc which is slightly creepy but our fbi skills come in use when defending the boys

my girlfriend isnt even my girlfriend, she part of the best fandom in the world- shes a directioner so all her attention is on them
beware of the directioner....they can ruin your life in a few seconds

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