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bible of misogyny, 7:14

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen

bible of misogyny, 7:14 is a verse that states

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen

—“I was simping over this girl and she ghosted me for no reason”
-“bro that’s verse 7:14 in the Bible of misogyny it means simping and still being left on read”
She belongs to the streets

by TazerQ June 27, 2020

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U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!

by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019


harvey cedars bible conference

HCBC. The only bible conference on the island. The summer staff being 100% sunshine and rainbows and all the guys have hooked up with all the girls. Everybody knows everybody. you want drama? see the girls dorm. wanna see guys betting to shower with one another? go see the guys dorm. adventure awaites with catching the shuttle every 15 minutes and countless wawa trips. catch us at mercer road to the beach to see at least 3 staff members making out or passed out. anything's possible at hcbc. why do we stick around for being underpayed and having curfew? anne.

harvey cedars bible conference is a place where christ finds people and changes lives.

by hiyoudontknowwhoiamlol March 17, 2017

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Wiseman Compound and Bible Complex

A Landover Baptist subsidiary. A sprawling 1600 acre tobacco farm located in central North Carolina with an on-site Bible resource center. Marshall is the ranking True Christian in the Compound.

"After the latest attack by hippies, the Wiseman Compound and Bible Complex found it necessary to electrify the northern fenceline."

by Marshall TC October 22, 2005

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Super Smash Bible Brawl

An event where two or more born-again Christians (or others of similar spiritual persuasion) engage in a heated argument which either centers around, or relies heavily on, Scripture as a source of authority. Such an argument is distinguished by poor speaking and debate skills.

Since both parties believe they are right, neither will persuade the other, but the result is either quite entertaining or dangerous for bystanders.

(The following is excerpted from an online argument between one of my friends, and some of his other associates. The subject of the original post is irrelevant, because, as with most Super Smash Bible Brawls, the parties involved ended up straying far from the topic.)

First commenter: We are to obey the laws, no discrepancy. Render to Caesar what is Caesars and Romans 13 are what you need to read. The wonderful Levitical passage you cited is for a Theocratic society. I would love to live in a kingdom ruled by God and I will one day, but this earth is not the place for that right now. The Levitical punishment forhomosexuality goes far beyond what the New Testament teaches. Jeremiah taught that one day we will have a New Covenant, where the law will be on our hearts and not need the Old Covenant. That is what the death of Jesus brought us. We are no longer under the law but grace. This grace that Jesus offers is no respecter of race, culture or gender. It is the greatest freedom producing spirit the world has ever known. Sin kills freedom. The legitemacy of homosexual unions has always been the death knell of great countries. Read Romans 1, it describes our arrogance and situation perfectly.

Second commenter: I love the Bible, I love Jesus, so much so that I read on to Romans 2 and found this following.

(Quoted bible verse)

Its not saying keep your opinions to yourself, but work towards your own salvation seems to be the gist of what paul is saying here.

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by KamikazeSpider April 30, 2010

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Bible of Misogyny 21:21

Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt

Bible of Misogyny 21:21 :Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt

by Définer777 August 9, 2021

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Bible Of Misogyny 7:7

"Don't chase her, replace her."

P1: Bro, I'm trying to go on a date with this girl for like a month

P2: Don't chase her, replace her. It's verse from Bible Of Misogyny 7:7.

by makj February 8, 2022

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