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1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about
2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)
3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.
2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.
3. so where is my birthday taco?
The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way
Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday
A REALLY old person. Someone who has outlived the enjoyment in their lives.
Look at this wrinkley old broad. How is she managing to stay alive? Poor lady is suffering a birthday overdose over here..
When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".
Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!
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its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT
Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.
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When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.
Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants
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The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant
"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"
"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"
"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."
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