a sexual action in which a guy's penis is rolled in a pancake, which is then consumed by a second party blowjob-esc style
the girl was high and was fiending for pancakes and to turn me on so she gave me a pig in a blanket
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A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.
of a person who steals all the blanks in bed.
Yo adrian you cant stay the night anymore, yous a blanket janker.
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When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.
Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.
Soiled.
Like his heart.
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farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it
holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?
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One of the many movie sex scene clichรฉs when the two actors are under the sheets while the man's chest is exposed and the womans breasts are unexposed, forming a rotated "L".
Oh damn those stupid L-shaped blankets. I get all horny and can't even see the chick's damn tits. I'm turning this shit off and slipping in a porno.
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a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.
oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?