Oreo Blast

During sex, the man will raise both arms simultaneously. The man proceeds to make two fists and punch his female partner in the face. The man does this just as he is about to finish cumming. The cum is applied to the bridge of the woman's nose. The cum is the fillings, the black eyes are the sweet cookie outside.

I Oreo Blasted a homeless woman last night.

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finger blasting

To penitrate an orephous with ones fingers.

The gay guys on west hollywood blvd. were finger blasting eachother behind the dumpsters for coke.

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Cat Blast

Cat Blast is Cat Shit.

You didn't clean the catbox all the way, LOOK AT ALL THIS CAT BLAST YOU LEFT!

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Titty Blast

To jizz all over a woman's boobs, then you smash your penis and testicules against her tits in a vigorous manor.

I like to Titty Blast sleeping asians.

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Worm Blast

A worm blast is when you are having anal sex with someone with a severe case of worms. Before exploding you pull out. Your dick should now be covered with worms and other anal excrements. That is when you blow your load in her face which will send the worms flying.

"Hey, man my chick's got worms. What do I do?"

"Don't know. Try a Worm Blast."

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Cheese Blasting

When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.

The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!

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Bimbo Blast

The one kind of explosion that is capable of vaporizing every atom in the know universe

IM ASH KETCHUP AND I USE BIMBO BLAST

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