A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.
Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.
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A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.
Eric from work is real blumpkin King.
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a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)
Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.
Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
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The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
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To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.
I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.
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while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin
i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
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When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
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