Bottle Bong

Not got a real bong ?

dont worry, you don't have to use the paper after all.

a bottle bong is most commonly a 2 litre bottle specialy made for the purpose of somking weed.

Get yourself a 2 litre bottle.
take the lid off.
put a hole in the side big enough for water to rush out of.
Cover it with tape.
fill the bottle with water a quarter of the way (or a little less)
stick yourself some tin foil in the lid, making a bowl.
put yourself tiny holes in the top of the foil.
cut a hole in the lid for the bottle.
stick the lid back on the bottle.
Stick your Ganja in the top.
Get your buddy to light the ganja and you pull of the tape (or vise-versa).
Allow the water to poor out of the bottle via the hole you made.
watch your bottle fill with highness.
quickly cover the hole back with the tape when empty.
unscrew the lid, take the foil out, check for any unbearnt ganja, and breath in to your lungs on the lid.

there you have it. thats a bottle bong.

a more simple one of these may be perhaps,
simply burning a hole in the bottle big enough for the spliff, sticking the spliff in the hole, lighting it, and simply tootin on the bottle.

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bong liquor

any type of alcohol used in a bong instead of bong water.

dude, we got so fucked using bong liquor instead of water.

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chongo bong

The act of beer bonging chongo juice

Dude, I just downed a chongo bong in 2 seconds.

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bing bong

Used by groups of people smoking a spliff. When the person with the spliff shouts or says Bing everyone else in the group shouts Bong and the spliff is then passed to whoever managed to say Bong first.

This method is often used when it would be hard to sit or stand in a circle and pass the spliff around in one direction. Which is why its common at parties.
However some people get missed out because they are too slow with a response. But usually another spliff is rolled again within a few minuets

Sue: Bing
Mike, Steph, Lottie: Bong
Sue: *passes spliff to Mike because she heard him first*

Is how Bing Bong works

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what the bong

funny substitute for what the hell

what the bong? that guy looks queer

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James Bong

James Bong is an internet troll known to prowl various political forums. His main adversaries are those with a left leaning political ideology. He uses methods of satire and multiple clone accounts to debate and overwhelm his opponents. No one knows who the real James Bong is or who the original James Bong was or is.

I was just James Bonged.

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bing bong bing bing bong

Bing bong Bing Bing bong is a phrase created and often quoted by a famous Youtuber named pewdiepie, the phrase is often said before he kills a villager or is on his way to steal children from the Frick chainber

Felix: *hopping over to Frick chainber*
Felix: BING BONG BING BING BONG

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