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When a girl is deepthroated a guy and his dick is really far down there, he blows his load and she gags and throws up right? Except it cant come out the mouth cuz the dong is in there so it comes out her nose.
Dude this girl blew dragon breath on my new pants!
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When someone's breath literally smells like shit.
I kissed her after we came home from eating and drinking and shawty had straight caca breath. I'm dumping her today
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When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.
Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"
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“Oh she was playing with herself on facetime because she was breathing heavy”
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horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions
Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.
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Not wearing a mask around crowded people during Covid 19
I didn’t have a mask so I had to go in bare breath.
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The odiferous oral emmanations coming from a crack-head whos only concessions to oral hygene consist of (perhaps) scraping the fungus from their front fangs with a fingernail.
"You're kind'a cute, but baby, you got a bad case of brillo breath. So, what's the score? Ya' got any more?"
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