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A college legend who is said to anally fuck aka "ass pound" whores when hes belligerently drunk. Afterwards, he "tags" the girl writing "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on their body with a sharpie marker. To anyone's knowledge he has no affiliation with Brooklyn.
Slut: "I think I had sex last night. My ass hurts and theres some scribble that says "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on my back"
Me: "Bitch you just got Brooklyn Ass Pounded!"
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Extremely painful sex position. The male is REQUIRED to repeatedly penetrate the vagina using only one testicle. This is mastered by using no hands.
I think I might have busted a nut while doing the Brooklyn Ball Digger, but she was completely satisfied.
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A gangbang where every orface of a female, including a tracheal incision if present, is penetrated using Nathan's Famous original hotdogs covered with all the fixins (sauerkraut, onions, ketchup, mustard, and occasionally Frank's Redhot).
Ginger and Lisa were tired after receiving the mean streets of Brooklyn for Kwanza.
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Marine Park, brooklyn is prob the illest place in Brooklyn and it has the usial....a lot of Irish and Italians. Look this is what it is coming from the kid who lives there. mp is a neighborhood tha has kids hmm...getting high or drunk...and if ou can think of anything else well, please tell me. In Marine Park the parents dont kno shit...well most of the, the rest just pretty much dont give a shit..Marine Park has numerous groups/gangs such as, M.P.K./Marine Park Kings...which is blood,then there is M.P.B./Marine Park Boys...which is blood...Now to Ave S.....That is where the shit happens..well it was intill the fucking 5.0 rolled in and will arrest a five yr old if he was standing there...Marin Park is bigger, badder, tougher and more g than any other neighborhood in Brooklyn and we prove it so dont fuck with us....got it...
look at who we are not where we are before you judge our neighbor hood......mMarine Park, brooklyn is the one and the only!
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Semen filled pastry which the discharge is produced by a large African American male.
After I was finished with your mother I made her eat a home made Brooklyn Cream Donut.
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the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.
Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad
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When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.
I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.
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