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romance is a business

Romantic relationships are a business because every man and every woman in a romantic relationship does all they can to get the most from the other person and give much or little in return. (Dear Urban Dictionary Staff: This definition and the sentence below are edits to my original post)

ROMANCE IS A BUSINESS because many people who fall in love start giving the most they can to the person they fell in love with without asking for something in return, the true purpose at the core of falling in love is always to at some point get or take the most from the person they fell in love with.

by but for February 29, 2020


business transaction

Money or services exchanged for services or product.

"How'd the business transaction go last night?"
"Good, I gave her 20 bones and she did a little slob on my knob"

by cpt_beef September 20, 2011


Business Coach

A person who has either never been in business or who has failed at being in business and has decided to do some Google searches like “how to run a business“ and then charge people to teach them what they read on Google.

Businessman 1: my business coach has been a complete waste of time and money.

Businessman 2: Actually “business coach” is a synonym for “complete waste of time and money”.

by Thelexicon March 5, 2021


wit the business

Not a square.

You understand the game and its rules

Girl you don't have to tell me that. I'm all the way wit the business

by MissJade247 November 27, 2017


busy weekend

two kids who spend their day looking for the world's most messed up words on urbandictionary.com, while talking about curling.

Matt and Vince were enjoying their BUSY WEEKEND while discussing the curling match.

by Vince Sondey February 22, 2009


Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.

Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls

by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021


Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011