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The end of the bread that no one wants. Located at the begining and the end of the loaf. The first and last peice.
Greg : "¿I made a sandwich Jessica, do you want it?¿"
Jessica : " Eww...you made it with the butt bread, no thanks!!!"
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When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.
ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P
SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!
When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.
As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.
The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
A butt thrust is what it feels like when you're pussy vibrates and you start throbbing
Hey you come over and give me a butt thrust.
Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!
The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.
I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.