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The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus
a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.
A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji
person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "
A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.
Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.