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California cookie consists of a man ejauculating on a womans stomach and filling up the belly button, once the seman dries and becomes hard the woman peels it off and eats the jiz cookie
kyle blew such a big load in my belly button the, california coookie was huge!
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Redding, California is considered the lowest class city in the state of California. The homes are well below market rate there for a reason. Some say Stockton but Stockton is only an hour or so outside the Bay Area while Redding is three long hours away from non inbred populations. The biggest population of registered sex offenders in the United States in proportion to population, the Redding Meghan’s Law Map looks like nothing but red sex offender alert symbols to the point where the map is obscured. People in Redding wear clothing and hair styles decades out of date. With high temperatures and nothing to do obesity is the norm in Redding and surrounding areas. Openly racist school teachers preside the most poorly rated schools in California. No one born or raised in Redding has ever achieved anything of note. Most of the few intelligent who grew in Redding and move away end up fabricating or embellishing their past to dissociate themselves from the corrosive stigma of this squalid area. Redding gave birth to two racist synagogue bombers and double murderers Matthew and Tyler Williams. Factor in meth and homelessness you have the most disgusting city in the First World.
“In Redding, California they still burn crosses. Not my kind of diversity. Even Chico is bette. Redding, California is the most foul place on earth.”
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The sexual act of ejaculating in a man/woman's eyeball, specifically using the last remaining drops of semen, aiming for the target's pupils.
1: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty dose of California Eyedrops last night.
2: Nice man!
1. I know, she didn't even see it coming!
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A small hick town placed between Palmdale and SCV. It is inhabited by wannabe rednecks, cowgirls, bros, and bro hoes and almost everyone that lives here will stay here until they die. Only to then be buried in the local cemetery. There is absolutely nothing to do except ride horses or dirt bikes and attend pathetic parties where you will be able to see 13 year olds puking everywhere. The high school is one big trailer park (hence the name “trailer trash high”) with an illegal dome placed in the middle of the school that nobody can use. They can’t keep a principle for over a year and if they’re lucky, teachers tend to stay for an entire semester. The people who live here have to know every little detail about everyone else so they have something to gossip about in their daily pathetic lives. However, there are those select few that manage to escape by passing Vasquez rocks and realizing that Acton is a complete shithole. Then there are those who just can’t handle this town and commit suicide (which is a common reoccurrence here). If you want to survive, you must act as if you genuinely give a shit about the insignificant crap that goes on in this town and the people in it. Or pretend that you have a southern accent and state that you love Texas even though you have never even been there.
high school kid #1: "dude, i just got a job at the acton market."
high school kid #2: "thats sick dude, get money get paid."
acton resident: "welcome to acton california, whats your full name? where were you born? whats your social securty #? likes? dislikes? family tree? who do you know and what do you do? religious views? political views? i want to know everything about you because i care."
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Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.
When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.
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When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.
KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.
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A california sunchip is the dried up remains after one ejaculates on another's back.
Kyle ate a california sunchip, that queer.
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