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The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra
Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison
Trump looking, hot sister having poo eater.
Look at Callum MacLean he looks like poo!
why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
Very sexy big man from LE67 ;)
"Come here Callum Moore, your ears are getting me going!"
A guy who is funny, outgoing and loved by just about everyone. Girls want him badly and people want to be around him. He is the 'party'. He is also the hardest fighter in his area.
You see the tap biy o' that scheme, he wis pyoor Callum Phin material.