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Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
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Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.
Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.
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The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.
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Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.
The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.
Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.
Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.
When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)
Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.