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1 A person who is in charge of his/her team, group, club, or some entity consisting of multiple people, and overuses the word awesome, while still maintaining the leadership role!
2 In the hit NBC show "Chuck", Devon Woodcomb is referred to as Captain Awesome for his excessive usage of the word awesome.
1 "Captain Awesome, can I start in the big game tonight?"
"Sure, that would be awesome!"
2 "You still dating Captain Awesome?"
"Don't call him that, he doesn't use the word 'that' much?"
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Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.
Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!
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An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line.
"Dude, you just Captain America'd that ho!"
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See--> George W Bush or Dubya
Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).
Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).
I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.
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Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!
Don't do that to my Captain Planet, it is rather sensitive.
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A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner.
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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