could care less

When you don't care about something, so much so that you can't be bothered to lower your interest in the activity, as that would take more effort than you are willing to put forth.

John: I see you failed your math class?
Bob: Whatever. I could care less.

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Short hair, do care

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.

Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.

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long hair don't care

Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.

Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne

I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care

You can also see it like these,

long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care

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dolphin special care bathroom

Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.

This is a way of calling a person a retard.

A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".

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short hair don't care

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.

Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.

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I deadass Don't care

When a Guy tells a Woman/girl the same thing over and over Again in hopes of talking to her or impress her, or just being a prick.

Example on discord:

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"I thought we where friends?"

"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"

Half Price Car Care

Perth Based company that does car care products. 5 star service too. these guys are awesome

Half Price Car Care, We care about your car