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V. Similar to the act of air guitaring, but done while in one's car, usualy while driving and steering with one's knees.
I'm sorry I didn't slow down officer, I was too busy car-guitaring.
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A car driven by a South Asian, typically 15-20, older Pakis tend to be fat with flip flops. Typically these cars consist of Honda Accord, Honda Civic and Toyota Corolla. Each of these cars tend to have clear (also known as euro, altezza) tailights, and if you are lucky, you will see an actual muffler on one, not the stock OEM muffler with "speed holes" drilled into it. 99% of these car's tend to be a sedan (4 door) so they can shove there parents, wife, kids, grand parents, cousin, cousins father, and cousins best friend in the back seat. The front seat is for their landlord, and his family aswell. These cars tend to come in colours that range from electric to powder blue. Also, them being brown compliments the white PVC (plastic) leather in their car. If they are wealthy, it will have there initials stiched to the head rest. Engine wise, Paki's dont no past 1.5 DX motor, only a few are equipped with the knowledge of the legend of the B16 (1.6 V-tec). And who can forget the body kits, that look like a peice of fibreglass that went through the war in Iraq.
Go to Jacksons and look at all the Paki cars.
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Requirements:
1. First and foremost, it must be made in AMERICA! Fuck yeah!
2. Rear drive only!
3. Must have a V8 95% of the time, with some domestic turbo 6s counted (Grand National, anniversary Firebird turbo, etc.)
4. Must have 2 doors 95% of the time, except in cases of old hotrod wagons or, barely, the new Charger Hemi.
Things automatically barring a car from being a muscle car:
1. Being made in Asia or Europe, or by a foreign country in the US.
2. Being front- or 4-wheel drive.
3. Having an engine with less than 6 or more than 8 cylinders, and must have forced induction if a 6.
4. Having more than 4 doors.
Muscle Car Timeline:
1949 - Olds introduces the Rocket 88, featuring cool styling, and a Kettering-designed OHV V8 producing 135hp from 303ci and a 7.5:1cr.
1955 - Chrysler introduces the Hemi-powered C300 luxury car. It's advanced 300hp powerplant gives it a top speed of 130mph, making it, at the time, the fastest production car in the world.
1957 - The hideous but fast AMC Rambler Rebel was made this year, featuring a 327ci engine.
1964 - Not since the 50s had their been a performance car this popular. Approved for production by John Delorean, the GTO was truely incredible for its time, with the optional 348hp Tri-Carb engine (and proper gearing) launching it to 60mph in 6 seconds; that's on 6"-wide tires! Unfortuneatly, no disc brakes were available. :(
1964-65 - In just a year or so, several prominent muscle cars were introduced by GM and Ford.
1968 - ChryCo brings out the infamous Road Runner and SuperBee models, favoring low options and big engines for incredible performance. Indeed, a 69 Hemi RR was capable of 0-60 sprints in the low 5-second range, all while driving on bias-ply tires (read: shitty) measuring about 7"-wide.
1971 - Facing raising gas prices and increasing insurance payments, manufacturers were forced to reduce compression on their engines, dropping power in large amounts.
1974 - Import econoboxes take over as the oil embargo swells and the last of the muscle cars die off, mere shells of their former glory.
Examples of Muscle Cars:
- AMC Javelin and AMX
- Buick GS models
- Chevy SS models
- Dodge R/T models
- Ford GT and XR models
- Plymouth Cudas, Dusters, RR/GTXs, and more
- Pontiac GTO and Firebird models
The average muscle car was capable of:
5.5 to 6.5s 0-60 sprints
12 to 14s 0-100 sprints
120-140mph top speeds
.80g skidpad #s (not bad for 18:1 steering and 7" tires)
58-63mph slalom speeds (see above parenthesis)
70-0 braking distances in the range of 120-135ft. (thats even good today!)
And 12-13mpg.
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1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
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A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.
Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it
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Car Salesman Jargon.
Basically means a piece of shit car that will need alot of work and money to look half decent, just doesn't sound as bad.
1976 Chev truck. needs some work. Good Project car. Newer tires/lights. Factory original glass and paint. $4000
VS.
1976 Chev truck. Needs work. Needs lots of time and money to restore. Old paint and glass. Tires 4 years old, lights 5 years old. $4000
What truck would you rather buy?
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