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dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

by 68guns March 18, 2009

41πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com April 2, 2007

513πŸ‘ 141πŸ‘Ž


Brodie eating carrots

A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.

What was that noise? β€œBrodie eating carrots.”

by sweaty silas March 15, 2022


peas n carrots

When you are on stage, but in the background or off to stage left or right and are supposed to be carrying on a whispered/background conversation you continue to repeat "peas and carrots" to each other so the audience sees the lips moving, and can hear the psst-pssts, but cannot understand what you are saying.

Mailman: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <looks over to Mr Bernard at stage center>

Mrs. talkstoomuch: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <places hands on hips>

by stagecrew243 December 18, 2008

197πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that February 3, 2016

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


A lot of carrots in that stew

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 17, 2018

92πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Carrot Boy

A poor or underprivileged dark toned boy, who makes it big time by leaving his village for the city life. But as he been in his village for all his life, transition from the village life to city life is tough thus there is the tendency to show barbaric traits and attitude. Usually can be seen with a weird wacky hairstyle such as a carrot on top of his head and wearing cheap clothing bought from department stores.

That carrot boy must be enjoying the city life rather than picking carrots all day.

by re.39 April 15, 2018

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž