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A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence
First things first, you should know the Korean Idol Group Pentagon. If you dont know them, search them!
Made in China! Yanan, a cute Chinese, said it. Literally the cutest thing you will hear.
A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.
Me: Do you know Tiananmen Square, China?
Dog: Bark
A myth in North America in the year 2013 that there are still products on the market that are not made in China.
"I heard that there was a screwdriver for sale at a hardware store in southern Oklahoma."
"Impossible. I looked there. There are no products left on shelves in North America that are not made in China."
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When someone’s leg is stuck in a disabled person swing and it looks weird
Hey bro ur leg looks like a freaking china chanapolas in the swing we need to call the fire department!