Cloud Vibing

Cloud Vibing essentially refers to the art of being above most things or in the clouds. To be lifted, or at a higher/enlightened level. Slang originated in the Baltimore area. If anyone tries to put themselves as a figurehead of the movement you can rest assured they aren't part of it. This is a way of thought, not a commercial ideology.

Susie: Did you notice Sally's ugly makeup?

John: Did you notice Bill's ugly haircut?

Rosie: Did you see last week's episode of Jersey Shore?

Jacob: *Cloud Vibing*

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Spore Cloud

when farting under covers with someone else there and letting it settle then proceeding to lift the covers in front of there face

While laying in bed with my girlfriend, I ripped a mean one and gave her a spore cloud

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white cloud

Process of inhaling a coke fart out of an anus, after being administered from the mouth through a straw.

I took the biggest white cloud out of that strippers ass last night!

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Human Cloud

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.

Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."

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Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.

Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.

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cloud enthusiast

Someone who like smoking drugs.

Zoom is full of hot CLOUD ENTHUSIAST (s)

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Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

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