Random
Source Code
Random
When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.
Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.
3👍 1👎
its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
3👍 2👎
Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.
Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.
Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
3👍 1👎
A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.
"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"
12👍 10👎
condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.
As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!
322👍 377👎
A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.
Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"
Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."
168👍 226👎
When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.
"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"
7👍 5👎