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It is a condition of dialogue between two individuals that heavily favors the voice and opinions of one over the other.
I was attempting to convey my emotions clearly, but the dominatrix conversation reality prevented me from doing so.
When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.
Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
The faded white line that appears in the middle of the words "All Star" on the heel of old converse . The width of this line is directly proportional to your cool factor, as everyone knows cool people never have new shoes.
Guy no. 1: Hey bro, we should beat up that nerd over there.
Guy no. 2: Nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? Its like... its so wide it completely encompasses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.
Guy no. 1: Oh yeah dude, that guy's totally cool.
when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them
an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.
haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,
After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"
"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
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While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.
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There was a time where if you wore converse you were really alternative, now however, the chavs of the world have discovered them and walk about thinking they are cool in their pink pair. Then you get the wannabes, they dont know who they 'wannabe' but they sure as hell are trying to be them, thinking they are the first ones to wear them, then buy a pair in every colour. Rock on!
Go on, buy a pink sparkly pair, you know you want to!
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