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When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.
Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.
A giant loud ginger who has no soul.
His mating call is ..... PASS THE KETCHUP
There's a rob cook walking down the street, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husbands.
Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.
Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.
An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT
Jax Cooke is fried
The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.
"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
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When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)
Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"
Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"
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Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
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