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Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.
Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
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When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships
Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?
Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.
When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.
When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.
Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?