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When you fall asleep half way through typing coverage with your tiny little hands
" despite all the negative press covfefe"
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Coffee with a V which stands for vagina.
I'm going to go get me some covfefe.
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A word that makes the stupid liberal media act like morons and take the bait like the brainless drones they are. Covfefe means coverage...
The Clinton News Network fell for Trump's covfefe comment like no other idiots could.
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A jubilant exclamation, used to show disregard and personal resolve, regardless of rationale; typically used despite all the negative press.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
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Covfefe (cov-fey-fey) n. A word that breaks the internet. etymology - typo in a tweet by president Donald Trump that broke the internet.
It's time to create a covfefe for my social media accounts.
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