homoerotic cow

Someone who flamboyantly and dramatically exaggerates their actions. This term works especially well for individuals who are exuberantly worked up over a matter that is of insignificant proportions.

Jo Saget: OMMGGZZZZZ, I can't believe it, Bob never called me back!!!!1111 My emo tears are streaming down my face and the world is out to get me. Everyone hates me and no one loves me and I'm so emo...I'm going to go listen to some Dashboard Confessional and then go cry myself to sleep.
Some other person: Chillax, you damn homoerotic cow!

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emo cow

Emo cows don't Moo, they just cry.

Farmer: My cows wont stop crying!
Farmer2: That's because their emo cow's life is so sad they just want to die in the slaughterhouse.

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cow off

An expression of disbelief, as in "I find that extremely unlikely". A South Wales linguistic expression, especially associated with Swansea.

“I reckon Wales will beat England in the next Rugby home nations” “Cow off, they’ve got no chance."
or
“Wembley stadium should be completed in 12 months” ”Cow off, there’s enough litigation to last for the next 12 years”

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killed the cow

Dropping some major ass. This type of fart is especially vile-smelling. As it seeps through the room its victims snap their heads back, as if slapped in the face.

Damn, man, shit. Whoever killed the cow had better get to the clinic, cause that aint right.

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Cow Poly

Affectionate nickname for California Polytechnic State University (Cal Poly) in San Luis Obispo.

Some mornings, when the breeze is just right, the robust scent of Cow Poly's beef unit wafts over the campus.

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Cow Slut

A cow slut is a slutty cow, it's normally a cow who tends to wear a skirt so short it looks like a belt. She sleeps with everyman she knows, even her Dad ~(The Bull)~
Just Kidding, a Cow Slut is an amazing persooon who everyone wants to be friends with?? Nah, most people are cow sluts. I know I am and I'm sure as heck you are too! Nomnomnom-with-a-bit-of-omnommonnomom-on-the-side <3 Anyone who knows a cow slut is an 'effing leg-end <3 The end

Girl One: "You're not a cow, so I can't call you a cow"
Girl Two: "Ahem"
Girl One: "I think slut suits you better"
Girl Two: "AHEM!!! I prefer cow :-|"
Girl One: "Okkay...Cow slut"

Neither way, girl Two could win

~or~

Guy one- "Woahhh she's fit."
Guy two- "No way dude, she looks like a fucking cow"
Guy one- "More like a slut"
Guy one and two- "Oh-My-Fucking-Allah (See OMFA OMFA ) It's a cow slut!!! <3

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Sacred Cow

Nickname for a boy or girl who one dreams of being with. He or she is perfect in all ways even past physically desires.

Something of love

The perfect person in your eyes who you would pick above anyone else.

John: Dude that girl is hot!
Sam: I know I've wanted to get with her for years, she's my sacred cow.
John: That's deep bru

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