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What is the Grim Creeper? It's that girl or guy who creeps over after a hard night's drinking at the bar. You know the kind, when you strike out and the only option you have left is that number on your phone you keep telling yourself that you will never call again, yet you leave it in your phone. If you find yourself with a Grim Creeper in your room, remember:
1. Put together a Grim Creeper safety kit.
Make sure you've got latex gloves in there, because most Grim Creepers claim to have latex allergies. This may be a ploy so you'll have unprotected sex with them and catch the cooties and maybe make a baby.
2. All Field Hockey Players Are Grim Creepers.
There is absolutely no exception to this rule. If you play field hockey, you are a Grim Creeper. No question.
How to recognize a Grim Creeper.....
If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with one. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely one and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent person, ask yourself these three questions:
Is the person drunk?
Is the person constantly groping their crotch (crabs)?
Did the person excuse themselves to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog?
If you answered yes, you've got a Grim Creeper on your hands. Run away!!!!
Oh look, I'm in St. Joseph at the Muny!!! This place is full of GRIM CREEPERS!!!!!!
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Someone who looks at people's pictures and wall posts even if they have never talked to them before in their life.
If they really have no life, they post comments on photos that say things like "hoottt" or "ur so sexxayy"
It's stalking for the online generation.
Andy: Oh my god my sister's friend's are hotttt!
Becky: Ew Facebook Creeper.
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A euphemism for 'Jesus Christ.'
Jeepers creepers, did you see the way that guy was driving?
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a smile a creeper uses, which looks very scary
Sally: ewww, look at John and his creeper smile, it scares me!
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somebody very weird and creepy, aka, courtney hobgood. enough said
"i was walking down the street and a girl in the back alley said 'come here little boy, lets have some fun' and it was none other than the infamous courtney hobgood" that is what a sketchy creeper would do
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Someone who creeps to an extreme degree, to the point of making their livelihood off of stalking and making others uncomfortable.
See creeper
That josh kid I added on facebook yesterday asked me for a naked pic. Kelly said he did the same thing to her last week, he must be a career creeper.
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any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....
Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....
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