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Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy
I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.
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A group of guys that follow around specific good and semi good looking women...
Stephanie's Crotch Pack were already at the house by the time we all got there...
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A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.
"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."
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When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.
guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.
guy2: oh snap, you're right!
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The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.
Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.
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I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing
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A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.
Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!
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