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little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide
I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.
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Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.
Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty
hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts
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That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA
Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!
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The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.
Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!
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A dog with a Crusty Private area.
Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?
Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"
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the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
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A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.
Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto
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