the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her
I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.
Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.
Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty
hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts
a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick
Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!
Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.
Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.
A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.
Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto
That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA
Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!
A dog with a Crusty Private area.
Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?
Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"
The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.
Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!