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semen depository
made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.
Be an asshole and leave your friends
I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew
When it is beyond humid. When it is TOO FUCKING HUMID.
When it is beyond humid you say "It is so dew point right now you could jump in the air and swim away!"
When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew
Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew
Friend 2: not the booty dew
A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.
My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.