1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
AKA MEATSTICK, My meatstick is a caramel colored thick meaty rod.
I put my dick in the wrong hole again
It is a shlong for me not dick motherfucker.
Somthing that falls off if your not careful
Hi mom my dick
Hello my dick and is on fire