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Did you get sick from eating something and then have to go to the bathroom a lot. In other words, did you get diarrhea?
Did you get the poops?
Probably, I ate bad Pho.
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if you've done something so bad that you did it like bibbi
1. pat: you see the sand castle Jeff made?
steve:yeh he did it like bibbi would
2. phillip: my house got repainted
frank: i know i seen it, they did it like bibbi would
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When a man asks his fellow bachelor if he fucked the shit out of these 2 blondes for 4 straight hours. Along with sex, he asks if the man sucked nipples, "shocked" girls, and licked loads of pussy.
Man: Did you tap that again?
Bachelor: Once at her place, once at mine.
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To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*
Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?
Cindy: To what?
Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*
Cindy: *Orgasm*
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hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.
Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!
So,you have probably clicked on the word and now you are reading and wondering;Why the hell did i search for that ?So,now you are probably questing your entire existence ,you are tying to find where you really belong to.What's your purpose ?You have never ever thought this day would come ,because you never thought you would search Why did i come here ? in Urban Dictionary.You see it's in the nature of humans to make such choices and ..well...face the consequences .Because Why did i come here ? it's not a word nor a random phrase.It is the fundamental foundation of the society we live in today.It is an ideology.A way of living someone would say.3 minutes ago you decided to search for that phrase thinking no one was going to give a definition for it,thinking you would fulfill you destiny ,and answer all your questions about existence ,life and death ,the universe itself.And ,yes ,the question remains in your mind ,:Why did i come here? and you are tying your best to find a solution to this endless paradox.You seem confused.Well,there is more.By entering every single word for that phrase ,letter by letter you pinpointed the path of your faith.You have created an anomaly in spacetime itself.Every fundamental string of the universe ,every single particle is affected by your ...your curiosity.This paradox created a space shifting matrix which you can never escape.You will never forget the moment you typed these damned words:Why did i come here ?.
example ~ you right now :Why did i come here ?What am i supposed to do now ?
Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids
Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad