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Pooping from one man's butthole into another. Preferably with the men stacked vertically.
I tried some Belgian space docking with Toby but my foot slipped and now he has chunky peanut butter all in his chest hair.
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When you you put ice cream in a girls vagina and then fuck her.
"Last week I put ice cream in this girls pussy and fucked her cuz I was too lazy to go down on her."
"You got to dip n dock her!"
When you meant to say “suck my dick” but the last word autocorrects to where the loading, unloading, and repair of ships happens in an enclosed area of water in a port
Tasha meant to tell Emmie to “suck my dick” but it autocorrected to suck my dock
After anal sex and obtaining a "Poop noodle" (getting a chunk of poop stuck in your penis hole), you then "dock" (The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis) with another man and shoot your poop noodle into the penis hole of the other man.
"That 2nd guy I banged at the party last night had no idea I had just had anal sex with someone else in the closet right before I fucked him in the bathroom. As soon as we started hooking up we started to dock, but unbeknownst to him I was actually docking the space noodle! You should have seen his expression when it popped out with his cum later on all over my face! Oh well, it's classic when you're a sacktapper from dirty Jersey."
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A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.
Charles: What you doing tonight?
Eddie: Your mum
Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan
Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.
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Dixon of Dock Green was a fictional character on television in the 1950's and 60's. A uniformed police sergeant, Officer Dixon was supposed to be serving in Dock Green which was infact a thin veneer for the truth that the location was meant to be Bethnal Green in London.
The series was shown during the 1950's and 60's and followed on the success of the film "The Blue Lamp" Dixon was firm but very compassionate. Would clip a little kid round the earole for being cheeky and would take the teenager who had been stealing from the local shop home to face a spanking with dads firm hand on the bare backside. While also being more cautious and harsh on those that truly transgressed the law
Any officer that is too concerned with why a criminal behaves the way they do and wanting to help criminals out of a life of crime is called "Dixon of Dock Green". An old fashioned copper.
Dixon was notoriously affected by the humanity behind the crime and the criminal was a product of hapless circumstance which caused Dixon personal pain at times.
He cycled round on a pushbike
Soddin ell them kids are up and down these bleedin stairs of this tower block all day sellin drugs and what do we get to sort it out?
Dixon of Dock Green !
Dixon of fookin dock fookin Green I ask yer !
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