Soft drink

12 year old edge lords tried to start something by calling memes soft drinks. It failed horribly and the only people that call memes soft drinks are either dumb, stupid, or lonely.

12 year old: Man check out this soft drink
Normal person: Thats called a meme you faggot

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Rainbow drink

When a girl puts her period blood in a cup and a boy cum's in the same cup and they both drink half each.

Feel for a rainbow drink?

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drink of water

One who possesses no outstanding personal traits. Is very plain and boring. In short, nothing special; like a drink of water.

1st person: Lets go out with Joe tonight
2nd person: errrr no! hes such a drink of water!

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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

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24 drinking

a popular drinking game in most colleges where you and a bunch of your buddies watch an episode of 24 and everyone takes a drink every time Jack Bauer says the word "dammit".

johnny: hey guys, ya wanna come to my dorm later tonight and play the 24 drinking game?
guys: sure, why not?
a few hours later...
jack bauer: dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!!
johnny: ok guys, that's 3 drinks.
(everyone drinks)

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drink neat

Verb.
To drink a spirit without diluting it first.
Same as drinking a spirit straight.

Drink neat: Absinthe says you should not drink it neat. I take that as a challenge!

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Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

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