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Low, slow & easy is a saying for pilots to say in FSX when preparing for an emergency landing that contains an impact into a ground that is not a runway. Stay low, go slow, and take it easy.
Pilot: We are going to pull a Sully Sullenburger, we are landing in the Salt Lake.
Background Pilot: Low, slow & easy.
penis under balls same as beans over frank
i call this one eggs over easy
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a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.
Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.
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“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
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A retort used whenever someone gives advice and preaches about doing something despite never having do it themselves.
Rich kid: Stop complaining about the rich. Work hard, get rich. My dad was just an immigrant from a poor country, and through hard work, he became rich. If he can do it, so can you.
Normal person: Easy for you to say. You never had to work a damn day in your life. I'd like to see you try to get rich from scratch without your daddy's help, it'd blow up in your face.
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When you are sliding out a nice dookie log while simultaneously sipping on a fresh cold Coke Zero.
Man 1: "Hey! Hows it goin!"
Man 2: "I am in the middle of the best Easy C-Z right now. Life is good!"
Man 1: "God I wish I took normal poops and had access to fresh cold Coke Zero!"
When it is not difficult to decide whether or not to "thumbs up" an urban dictionary phrase because of how easy it is to understand it.
Osama became very frustrated because he couldn't understand most of the phrases he read on urban dictionary, but when he found one that he got really easily, he was excited and gave it a Easy up.
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