cutest person ever in the whole universe

twitter user @kswsol , who can also be known as kaylee. this is a fact as it is on a dictionary sight.

‘whos the cutest person ever in the whole universe?’ oh its kaylee, its a well known fact, everybody knows that’

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One of the best songs ever

So Into You by Atlanta Rhythm Section.

That keyboard riff is one of the trippiest things I’ve ever heard in my life. I feel like I’m entering into a different dimension every time I listen to it.

One of the best songs ever. I could listen to this song and die happy.

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The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

oh, I love anime nyaaaah~ >w< What’s your name? gabe?

oh, ha ha ha.. s-so sorry gabeu senpai NYAAAH!! UwU i-im sorry.. i-i h-h-have t-t—t-tics w-where i m-meow like a neko OwO P-prease forgive me gabe senpaiiii… ooh.. senpai kun… ohmmnnh…ooooh senpaiiii ohhhh senpai gabu gravyuh!!! oh…senpaiiiiiiyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhg!!!!!!! IM NEKO MILKING EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAH!!! NEKO SAVE ME! ACTUVATI PENIS WATER SPRINGS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ooh…..o-oh! gabu… touch my most cringe sentence you have ever heard mmmmmnnnhh!!! NYAAAAAAAAAA IM MILKING MILJUG IM A JUG OF FRESH CHREAMY MILK NYAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!MILK ME!!! MILK MMMEEEUUUUUUUUUUUYHHHHHGGGGG!!!!

Neko Shrimp Defeator Marijuana Eater says, “Mmhhnn!!! Nyaaag!!!! uwu RAAAUGHH NYAAAA SEPNAI IN MY HOWLES YAAAAAAAAHG”

gravy gabe responds in a tone of concern, “ oh, that must’ve been _
The The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

right now!”

“guaaah gigh in rhatbxaza”
zaza

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First ever most dangerous curb stomp

The first ever most dangerous curb stop happened at PMS or Plattsmouth middle school in NE when a kid beat the crap out of another kid as the kid started to crawl away boy picked the kid up, opened his mouth and set on the curb and slammed his foot down on the back of his head breaking the teeth or shoving them into his head while the teachers stood inside not doing anything. I know i went to this school.

Dude you gave that kid a mean curb stop, You remember the first ever most dangerous curb stomp

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Do you ever wanna just UGGGHHHHHH

It kinda sounds like a moan I guess

I just UGGGHHHHHHH, ya know?, Do you ever wanna just UGGGHHHHHH

Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

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you ever wonder why we're here?

It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

you ever wonder why we're here?

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