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When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.
I have to start tying my hair up when I poop, I'm getting shit ends
When 2 men place their Penis against each others proceed to jack off and jizz
"Yo dude you wanna do a No Ending Stick?"
Australian slang for a person animal or thing with a low rank. It is thought to have a link to the metric system as the suffix of the word end suggest a start and end. The antonym is piss-start. The word was originated on a live radio interview when a radio host called another journalist who did not have access to big stars a piss-end.
That guy is a total piss-end. If he keep working hard one day he'll be a piss-start like me.
Where you want to go after a successful assassination.
"Quick jimmy, drop that rifle, we need to get to the end of the country. Its our only chance to escape the law"
"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"
"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."
janine butcher enters the scene
kat moon: "whats that scragg end doin ere?!"
"LOOK YOU PATHETIC SCRAGG END, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE SO JUST STOP LIKING ALL MY STUFF YOUR MAKING ME WANNA CHUNDER!!"
Similar to a happy ending except you must be getting jerked off by a retard and or wearing a helmet. By reading this you are going straight to hell, perhaps Tobagon style.
By definition tards give the best Special Endings
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A discarded, finished or almost finished, cigarette butt. Used, probably not often now, when, for example, some one is collecting butts out of a gutter, or off the footpath, or out of an ash tray.
'I'm broke. Been smoking scrag ends all day. You got any fags?'
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